Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I Left My Lung In Vegas:
Orson Swindle Be Pimpin' Dem Hoes

If you ever thought to yourself, "I bet Orson Swindle is the kind of guy that would wear an off-white leisure suit with a pink shirt and cream colored low cut Chucks, then gather up some of the miniature ho advertising cards and start pimping dem hoes himself to passers by on Las Vegas Boulevard right outside the pink walled entrance to Casino Royale..."'d be right.

Further proof that as awesome as you think Orson Swindle is, he is even more awesome than that.


Anonymous said...

"He wasn't white and fluffy/
He just had sideburns."

Joshua said...

When they finally erect a statue of Orson, these are the pics they should use as a model.

Anonymous said...

"I'll have pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment."