As such, Austrian brewery Ottakringer Brauerei AG has offered free beer for life to any player on the Austrian national team to score a goal in their remaining two matches. Not a game winning goal. Not the first goal. Any goal, in either game.
Good free marketing plan by the brewery for certain.
So watch out Poland and Germany: if Austria romp 4-0 in these two matches, then clearly they are not Pavlov's Dogs, but Pavlov's Drunks.
***Update***
Vastic
Losing 0-1 to Poland, Austria were awarded a penalty in the 92nd minute. Up stepped 38 year old captain Ivica Vastic and he buried it: free beer for life, and a lifeline for Austria, who live to fight another day, specifically Tuesday against Germany.
3 comments:
First, assume the scorer of this golden goal is named Hans.
Now go forward with me to the year 2023, in a popular beer garden in the heart of Vienna, as a paunchy Hans enters the establishment...
Hans!!
"Guten Tag, jeder."
(Translation: Good afternoon, everybody.)
"Wie geht es, Hans?"
(How's it going, Hans?)
"Es ist ein Hund essen Hund-Welt, und ich trage Milchknochen-Unterkleidung."
(It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.)
Ivica!!
What's shaking Ivica?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
"What's new Ivica?"
"Terrorists. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."
Again, here's hoping it's proper beer and not the Budweiser of Austria.
Considering is fucking AUSTRIA, chances are that dude is all set.
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