Of course we all know that 99% of all stories in the "silly season" are completely untrue, but...
...if Arsene Wenger really has 40 million pounds to spend this summer, than forget all of the rumored talks of Samuel Eto'o coming to Arsenal and Thierry Henry going the other way. Buy Eto'o outright and play them both together, with SE9 as the fox in the box best outright striker in the world and TH14 dropping into a half striker Bergkamp-esque role. After all, Titi is an amazing passer for a striker.
The odds of this are close to zero, but I shall watch this video repeatedly and dare to dream about it anyways.
Bonus: the extremely rare footy compilation video without a horrible song over it.
Added bonus: My SE9 Barcelona jersey would still be relevant and current: to me.