Praise Up For All The Women Of The World

Today is International Women's Day, so I have to take a moment to give thanks and praise to all of the women in my life specifically and in the world in general. You are often under appreciated, overlooked, underpaid, and taken for granted, but I love ya, especially my mother, sister, and grandmother. You gave birth to us, cared for us, fed us, raised us, and continue to support and love us unconditionally, and I for one am thankful for who you are, what you do, and for being a part of our lives.

Be sure to say and/or do something nice for your wife or girlfriend today. Can't think of anything? Here's a list of ideas to get you started.

"Jesus, Kanu, save it with the womyns crap. What a fairy-ass, sensitive little dandy boy..."

Don't worry I-like-my-women-as-sex-objects dude, I have something for you too:

Thanks to my reporter in the field Chris Smith, a picture of a mulher (woman) at today's massive protests against our genius president's visit to Sao Paolo, Brasil.


Why isn't she at the weekly anti-war protests
outside the SF Federal Building?

You're welcome dude, and for the rest I invite you to an impromptu caption contest of the above picture in the comments section.