|The view from section 15|
I won't bore you with my impressions of Candlestick, I'll just cut to the chase.
This is by far the greatest thing we saw all day, and possibly ever at a football game...
|Don't attempt a retort; there isn't one.|
...and that is before you consider that 8 year olds are wearing them.
Not only that- as Dana Dane pointed out, the shirts did not look new, which means they probably got them when they were 6.
Even better, they weren't just standing there for our amusement; they were *hustlin'* Rick Ross style. They had boxes of candy bars that kids have to sell for school or sports team or Boy Scouts or whatever, and they set up shop just outside the gate. As people streamed out of the gate, they shouted "Candy bars...one dollar! If you buy a candy bar we'll breakdance for you!!!"
The cherry on top of this sundae is that when I got home I googled both the T-shirt and the phrase, and it quickly became clear that you cannot buy these shirts anywhere- they are CUSTOM.