Clemson is only -4 at Va Tech tomorrow night? Did Spiller and Davis both break legs? Is Mike Vick playing for VT? WTF?
Seems like the taking-candy-from-a-baby bet of the year.
The craziest thing is that it opened at -5 and has gone DOWN since Sunday night.
Forget the transitive property (Clem rolled GT, GT rolled VT at VT), because CFB isn't quite that simple. But if you have watched these two teams play this year one thing is clear: Clemson is very good, and VT is not; VT has played 2 teams this year with a pulse (GT, BC) and hot drilled by both. My man Ron Burgundy would say "it's science".
So yeah, I am to Clemson -4 what the housewife in Napoleon Dynamite is to the ship-in-a -bottle that comes with the 32 piece set: "I want that".
The rest of the Week 9 Useless Picks later.
What. The. Fuck?
(now formerly) #1 offense in the country: NINE 3 & outs, SEVEN 1st downs, 166 total yards?
This isn't the pre-November meltdown VT D of years gone by, but apparently last night it was.
Apparently I wasn't the only one baked out of my tree - the Clemson offense and coaching staff appeared to be as well. I imagine their bus up to Blacksburg resembled a Cheech & Chong or Dazed & Confused van - clouded out.
Whatever, dude. Shut up and puff, puff, pass...