Sunday, June 11, 2006

Definition Of A Dumbass

Dumbass. n. 1. A Person, who has been looking forward to the World cup for 3 years and 330 days, that 2 weeks before said World Cup gets summoned for jury duty by the Superior Court, City and County of San Francisco on Monday June 12, 8.30 a.m. PST, and goes on to procrasitnate doing anything about it until the day before, only to then call and learn that 1) you can get a 1 time 90 day postponement by pressing 1 on your touchtone now and 2) you cannot be granted the one time postponement the day before your assigned date. Synonyms: Lazy-ass procrastinating imbecile; idiot; dolt; moron. See: Kanu

Makes Lloyd look like the head of MENSA

In 1998 Virginia Tech, who were 5-0 and ranked at the time, lost to Temple 24-28 as a 35.5 point favorite. In football. At home. After the game one of the Va. Tech players said it best: "Today we are a laughingstock, and deservedly so." That pretty much sums it up.

Getting closer, but not quite there...

So enjoy that USA-Czech match at 9 a.m. PST. I'll be sitting in a holding room somewhere waiting to go into another room and wait some more. Getting picked for a jury and spending the next 3 days to a month listening to somethng way less than Wapner-tastic on the entertainment scale rather than watching the World Cup matches is simply not an option. Trying to decide if telling them I am a sexist, white-supremecist, gay-bashing neo-Nazi might be laying it on a little too thick. Every finger and toe will be crossed tomorrow morning in the hope that I can succeed by failing. I'm off to channel my inner Costanza. you've got it.

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