Thursday, May 25, 2006

Golf + Cursing + Bobby Knight = Pure Joy

Two of my favorite things in life are golf and profanity. I appreciate the art of profanity - hell, I own this book. Thanks to Paul over at Georgia Sports Blog I have witnessed a veritable piece de resistance in the arena of golf related cursing. It basically doesn't get any better than this. We have all been there. Some of us say it. Some of us only think it in our heads. But few of us have ever matched Coach Knight's brilliant display. It is an absolute masterpiece of Cursing on the golf course; a standard by which all others should be judged.

If you love golf and/or cursing, then please take the time to watch this entire video if you do nothing else today. You will witness the legendary Coach Knight, an artist at the zenith of his craft. If you only have a minute, then start at 2.00 and watch until 3.00, because that minute is a good as it gets.

4 comments:

Brian said...

Wow, .......wow. I've got nothing to say.

Mouthbreather said...

That video made me weep like Jim J. Bullock at Les Miserables. He takes profanity to a new aesthetic plane. He might be in my ultimate golf foursome. Let's see: Jack Nicklaus, Bobby Jones, Bobby Knight and myself. As Bobby Jones states something like, "Soundness of method is absolutely essential.." blah blah blah, Bobby Knight in the background screams something referring to carnal knowledge of donkeys. True entertainment. There should be Bobby Knight pay-per-view.

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